Multiple choice questions have always been my favorite, because you know that somewhere in there is the exact answer. And you know that you always have a 25 to 50% chance of getting it right. I remember the scantron tests back in school (MEAP, etc…), I loved those. I used to make these really neat designs on them by filling in the circles in a pattern. Surprisingly, I didn’t do too bad on the test itself. Not that I condone this, remember kids an education is important, a spoiled mind is a terrible thing to taste.

I love any kind of question that gives you the answer, and you just have to pick it out of the list of wrong answers. “Do these jeans make my butt look big?” There is no right answer to that question. You might as well ask, do you want one lump or two? At least it gives options. I like to wait before answering that question until it turns into “Do these jeans make my butt look big, yes or no?” See, it just got easier. Multiple choice always simplifies things.

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