I’ve been thinking lately about getting a nose job. It’s not that I am unhappy with my nose, I actually quite like it. But I would love for the opportunity to be able to send out an inner office email explaining that I am going to be out for the day picking my nose.

The only problem with that, is that I would be hard pressed to come up with another statement to disperse throughout the office that could top that. At least until it was time for a butt job.