Have you ever noticed how it never fails that when you drop your bread it always lands on the buttered side? This is just the type of thing that can really make a person feel like the universe is conspiring against you. There’s two sides of the bread, why can’t it ever fall on the side that isn’t going to pick up every piece of dirt within five inches of it? I mean come on. Well, findings show that it is indeed not a vast conspiracy bent on driving you into a padded room with a strapping new white jacket. As it turns out, this happens to everybody. Why? After much scientific research into the subject, and test after test, the hypothesis has been registered; bread hates us. Of course! Why didn’t I ever think of that? It’s simple physics, like the kind that even kids can get. So there is one mystery solved.

Unfortunately, it opens the door for a whole new conundrum. We now know that the bread will always land on the buttered side. And from years of observation we all know that a cat will always land on it’s feet. Right?

So what happens when you butter a piece of bread, strap it to a cats back, and drop it from a height? Opens a whole new can of worms doesn’t it. I guess it might be a little too early to cancel our reservation in the white room.

Disclaimer: I wouldn’t condone endangering the cat, or the bread for that matter, so the experiment should only be conducted from a safe height