Ok, just so you all know, I am not making this some kind of news blog, but I do tend to get some funny inspiration by reading the daily news. Art imitates life you know.

You’ve got to read this. People get a kick out of impersonators, I mean who doesn’t think Cher with an Adams apple is something to laugh and point at? And we all know that the world could use just a few more Dolly Parton’s right? But how about a Police impersonator? No, I don’t mean Sting. I mean somebody running around with a badge and pulling people over. Well, the people of Bohemia New York get their very own fake cop, and they don’t even have to worry about paying him a salary. Why he’s even helping to keep the streets clean from rude drivers. That’s right, just recently while driving he was rudely cut off. So naturally, like any good cop he turned on the flashers he added to his SUV, pulled next to the car and flashed his little badge insisting that the driver pull over. To which the driver responded by pulling his official badge and insisting that the felonious actor pull his vehicle over. That’s right, the friendly neighborhood thespian tried to pull over an off duty undercover cop. Of course this led to a high speed pursuit, that ended in the discovery of just exactly why the “wish he was” cop ran. Not only was he impersonating an officer which is a criminal offense in itself, he also didn’t even have a license. Wow, brilliance abounds. And what does he get for his little one man show? Criminal impersonation and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

Hey guy, I have some advice, if you’re going to impersonate police, go with Sting. Or better yet, forget police altogether. The world could always use another Elvis.