People often ask me, “where in the world do you come up with this stuff?” Well, it’s easy. Like most people of the super persuasion I was exposed to radioactive isotopes at a young age endowing me with a superhuman skew on reality. It’s like my super power. I like to traverse the globe from my computer sharing a slightly slanted view on the world at large. When you look at the world through a kaleidescope, reality takes on an interesting shape. But never fear, I will only use this power for good and never evil. Unless total world domination has a good benefits package and weekends off. Besides, I doubt if anybody would take seriously a global dictator in fuzzy bunny slippers. Wouldn’t you agree?