Ok, here’s a little math problem for all of you geniuses. I was driving down the expressway the other day and I saw a sign that said that I had 25 miles to go until I reached my destination. So I got to thinking (I do that from time to time). If I have 25 miles to go and I drive 25 miles per hour, then it will take me one hour to get there. Right? Are you with me so far?

Now by using simple math we can deduce that if I drive 50 miles per hour I will be there in half an hour. Still makes sense right? If I drive 75 miles per hour I can be there in 15 minutes. Are you noticing a trend here?

Ok, so if I drive 100 miles per hour will I just be there instantly? Now here’s where it gets crazy. What if I drove 125 miles per hour, would I be there 15 minutes ago?

Yes, sadly, these are the things I think about when I am left alone with myself.